Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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