didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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