that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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