the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So many bounce houses so little time
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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