Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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