so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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