okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There r osticjed everywhere
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
