So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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