But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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