she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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