Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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