so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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