wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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