I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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