How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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