I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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