Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
we made out on top of his cat.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I don't deserve a penis
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
