If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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