fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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