Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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