my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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