Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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