worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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