It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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