Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
