If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
