At least make sure they are 18
Why
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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