i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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