Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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