Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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