I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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