He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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