She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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