People with herpes should wear stickers.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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