i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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