maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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