Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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