Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
