Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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