quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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