i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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