wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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