is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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