I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
