CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
