drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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