do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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