do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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