i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Be still, my beating vagina.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
