I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
