so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
