Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
