Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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