Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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