alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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